Fine. I gave in.

After many years of being told: "you should write a book" and " if your life was a TV show, I would watch it" I decided to cave in and write my embarrassing, retarded, unexplainable life adventures in this blog.

At first I asked myself : Do I even have material to write?? What could I possibly write about???

Then I started a list... and came up with a LONG list of stories that some might already know, and some might not... but are pretty funny (well, at least to me). I will try to not mention names,  I know many of us have professional lives, so I will not be putting anyone out there in any way, just myself. :)

Here is a list of the stories that came to mind, and will start with. They are in no particular order.

• What REALLY happens when your car keys fly out of your pant pockets when riding the HULK ride at Universal Studios  
• Male strippers who convince their customers they are not gay
• If you go to Ocho Rios, Jamaica and climb Dunn's river falls, follow the tour, not your crazy best friend
• The advantages of wedding crashing in Key Biscayne
• How I almost died, and told to live about it
• Dear Matthew McConaughey, we didn't mean to fart in your face
• Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Call me a modern day Robin Hood
• Reason #2534 why you shouldn't attend a bachlorette party when on blood thinners
• You can win an entire Bahamian town over with just red bull and vodka
• How to sign up for free International trips at yacht shows
• The difference between a dingy and a boat. And weight limitations.
• Milwaukee vs. Miami (the good, the bad, and the ugly) 

Ok, that's 12 stories for now. I have a lot of writing to do... should be fun.

Enjoy!